if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
the cutest family in the entire world
i went to prom with pizza
Miley Cyrus won the biggest award up for grabs at the VMA’s last night, winning “Video Of The Year” and instead of just going up on stage and taking her trophy, she very kindly took a young homeless man with her to represent the homeless community. She took him as her date then sent him up to collect the award for her, and he had written and said a lovely speech about being homeless and the charity whilst miley looked on in tears. Don’t you ever tell me she doesn’t have a heart of gold, she is an amazing human being.
me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—
horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell
me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time